I thought since we’re practicing social distancing, it might be interesting and fun to introduce you all to my pack.

Today, you get to meet someone who I think is hilarious…and is unamused that I’m making him do this…John Michael!

Do You Like to Cook?

I like to cook but I don’t like cooking alone and I can’t cook when Kim’s in the kitchen because she obsesses over my cleanliness

What Would Your Perfect Day Be Like?

I wake up, have fried egg sandwiches for breakfast, play video games until lunch time and I eat turkey sandwiches. Then I play MORE video games, and have sushi for dinner.

What’s on Your Bucket List?

Travel to Japan and Seoul, South Korea

What Is Your Favorite Hobby?

Play video games…duh.

Who’s the funniest Comedian You’ve Ever Seen?

Jo Koy. He’s HILARIOUS

Do You Drink Coffee or Tea?

Coffee..every once in a while

If You Were Stranded on a Deserted Island and You Could Have Only 1 Item, What Would It Be?

The Internet. I would find someway to have the internet

What Is Your Favorite Meal of the Day?

Dinner. It’s the most filling. 

What Do You Do for A Living?

Information Technology..aka..Nerd stuff

What Is Your Favorite Season, and Why?

Fall because it’s football season

If You Could Only Eat One Food for the Rest of Your Life, What Would It Be?

Steak

What is your spirit animal?

I don't think I have one, but Kim says I'm a sloth. 

What Is Your Favorite Holiday?

Thanksgiving

What movie or TV show title best describes your life?

Married with Children

List 2 pet peeves.

When Kim’s indecisive

Wet socks

Which house would you belong to in Hogwarts?

Slytherin

What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?

When I hurt my back moving a couch

If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with?

60 seconds of things I hate

What songs would be played on a loop in hell?

Baby shark

What would be the best next big piece of technology?

Something that deciphers what your wife wants for dinner

You made it through that enormous post! Thanks so much for reading and getting to know me a bit more. Tell me what we have in common and pick your favorite question to answer in the comments!

I can’t wait to read your answers!! :)